| 1. | Doctorate of Zombiology | ||
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A P.H. D in the feild of Zombiology. a very prestigous title, sought after by many who think they are cool enough to like zombies, yet few actully take it to the next step and study them and their habits. I earned my Doctorate of Zombiology through an internet course, so come to me if you ever confront one.
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| 2. | dr. funk | ||
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-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk? -Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk! |
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| 3. | doctorate in funk | ||
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-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk? -Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk! |
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| 4. | Google doctorate | ||
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knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate. Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED? Bob: LEDs. Joe: How do you know that? Bob: Google doctorate! |
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| 5. | Dr. Ian Paisley | ||
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1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion. Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!
Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong! Bob: It's all good! |
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| 6. | PHD | ||
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PHD is usually confused by many people as something entirely different. A PHD is when you get a high qualification, a doctorate. It is usually mistaken for standing for 'Pretty Huge Dick' <Shower room, Cambridge University>
Dr.Ralph: Whoa! Where'd you get your PHD? Dr. Paedo: It was actually at this University not long ago. A proud acheivement! Dr Ralph: Ahh, A late bloomer where you? Well I wish mine was as big! Dr. Paedo: huh? You have one too! Dr Ralph: Well thanks, but yours is much bigger, its huge! Dr. Paedo: What are we talking about here? Dr. Ralph: Your PHD...pretty huge dick? Dr. Paedo: Oh haha! I'm afraid my poor friend that you have been misinformed. PHD is a qualification such as ours! A doctorate! Dr. Ralph: Oh I see!!! |
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| 7. | Ph.Doomed | ||
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The status achieved by someone who, having received a Ph.D., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility. Andrea's friends--having prudently earned their MDs, MBAs, JDs, and other preprofessional degrees years before--were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst Andrea, having toiled through the Bataan Death March-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely Ph.Doomed.
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