Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass.
Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know.
Peter: Gosh – that explains it!

Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room?
Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD
Peter: Well – that explains it!
#degree #education #college #philosophy #doctorate
by Peter L D June 05, 2009
perfect hair day
Sam: "Your hair looks nice today!"

Alex: "Thanks, I'm having a phd."
#hot #hair #perfect #day #nice
by kazaam412 September 04, 2009
Post Hole Digger: A hard workin, White trash individual, who diggs post holes on a daily basis.
Rusty Shackleford has his P.H.D., but it ain't exactly a degree.
#white trash #goat roper #p.h.d. #dirt bag #red neck
by Billy Dog Gooberbeeller August 06, 2009
A Player-Hating degree.

made famous by the ghetto fabulous espn analyst, Stuart Scott.
-Denzel: Look at this buster ass fool... fuck he starin' at?
-Big Desmond:Nigga's gotta ph.D
-Denzel:Hell naw, that nigga dumb as shit.
-Big Desmond: Yeah mayne, a player-hating degree!
#player hater #nigga #blue waffle #hating #haterade
by black man 2012 June 13, 2010
PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage
Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o
#phd #permanent #head #damage #defnition
by -Unknown- o.o; November 28, 2007
The lifestyle of genteel scholarly shabbiness.
"A PhD is no longer synonymous with genteel scholarly shabbiness but can be leveraged into great wealth, personal and corporate."

- FT July 25, 2009
#ph.d #think #write #do #make
by T. Polkinghorne July 27, 2009
1. Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Pretty Huge Dick.
3. Pubic Hair Distribution.
eg 1: John has a PhD in Computer Science.
eg 2: John has a PHD (Pretty Hude Dick).
eg 3: John's PHD (Pubic Hair Distribution) is a LOT!
#pubic #hair #distribution #penis #pretty
by Rachel Green November 13, 2005
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