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Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass.
Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know.
Peter: Gosh – that explains it!

Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room?
Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD
Peter: Well – that explains it!
by Peter L D June 05, 2009
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Sam: "Your hair looks nice today!"

Alex: "Thanks, I'm having a phd."
by kazaam412 September 04, 2009
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Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club
Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd
by Koffi January 01, 2006
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A Player-Hating degree.

made famous by the ghetto fabulous espn analyst, Stuart Scott.
-Denzel: Look at this buster ass fool... fuck he starin' at?
-Big Desmond:Nigga's gotta ph.D
-Denzel:Hell naw, that nigga dumb as shit.
-Big Desmond: Yeah mayne, a player-hating degree!
by black man 2012 June 13, 2010
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PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage
Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o
by -Unknown- o.o; November 28, 2007
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Post Hole Digger: A hard workin, White trash individual, who diggs post holes on a daily basis.
Rusty Shackleford has his P.H.D., but it ain't exactly a degree.
by Billy Dog Gooberbeeller August 06, 2009
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1. A Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Proof of Intelligence.
3. Something which Ian will not ever achieve.
1. In answering a question on qualifications:
Dude#1: "Yo - which one'a y'all got a PhD??"
Dude#2: "yes"
Dude#3: "YUP"
Ian: *tears*
by Craigy September 28, 2005
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