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Perocative 

When you’re a bit of an idiot and don’t know whether you mean “prerogative” or “provocative”....
That’s your perocative if you want to wear a dress that perocative!
Perocative by Skyehi November 15, 2018

pertussive 

Having a lingering strong cough that persists for weeks following a cold.
I had a cold 4 weeks ago but I am still mildly pertussive.
pertussive by DrDeeJ May 21, 2011

persuasive 

Having the power to convince based on reasoning, emotional appeal, threats, or personal attractiveness.
The lawyer's closing argument against the energy company was persuasive to the jurists.

The charming saleswoman could be very persuasive with male customers.
persuasive by world citizen April 17, 2008

volvo perogative 

The right to pull out at junctions, change lanes, use the same lane all the way round the roundabout, not use indicators etc as if anyone hits you, they are likely to write their car off and if you hit anyone else, you are likely to punt them off the road altogether.
Passenger: 'Don't you need to give way here?'

Volvo Driver: 'No!? I am using my volvo perogative'

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perogative 

Slang for the term 'Prerogative', meaning to have a distinct excellence or a defined right or ability.
As the landlord for this slum village I have the perogative to boot anybody who isn't paying me on time.
perogative by GJTC May 22, 2007

Persuasive Touch 

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.
"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"