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(v) to make a loud noise from the back of your throat; to release one's germs and/or diseases into the air; to make a loud noise from the back of your throat while releasing germs
The man behind us in the movie theater was coughing up something heavy... maybe we should get tested for TB.
by Jape Sep 27, 2004 share this
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(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*
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by papermachete Oct 30, 2005 share this
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a handy term for sarcastically insulting someone. if you add 'cough' to something you say, it becomes sarcastic and implies the opposite. can be used online (1) and in normal conversation (2).
1)
Person A: OMG!!!!!LMAO!!!1 lYkE tHaT iS sO fUnNi!!!!!!1
Person B: Okay, you're cool, cough

2)
Jennifer: He said I was ugly! *sniff*
Ashleigh: Well, you're not, you're really quite pretty.
Hilary: Cough.
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by Excellence On Stand-By Oct 14, 2007 share this
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A thing that happens when your throat gets all scratchy.
I coughed 'till I blead.
by Cobainime Mar 18, 2004 share this
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Universally understood by stoners to mean: Here you go.

Usually referring to weed, but can be used in reference to virtually anything.
Matt, Ronan, and Robert are sitting in a car, smoking weed. Matt passes Robert the pipe. Robert takes a hit.

Robert: *cough cough*
Ronan: Oh thanks, dude. (hits it) *cough cough* Here
Matt: Cool... uh... hey, you have the lighter.
Ronon: Oh. *cough cough*
Matt: Thanks. (sparks up)
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by Dayraven Apr 11, 2006 share this
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confess to criminal offence of some kind - English criminal argot
He coughed to the robbery
confess crime argot slang admit
by Ruzz2 Aug 1, 2006 share this
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To smoke weed.
Me - "Hey Myron, you wanna cough after work?"
Myron - "COUGH!"
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by Cr0okedEyes May 15, 2009 share this
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