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period pig 

a dirty pig of a woman who smells of old period juices, because she hasn't showered in 3 periods, or hasn't changed her tampon/pad in as long
Q: Johnny, what's the worst thing about being in a wheelchair? Is it not being tall enough to reach crap at the grocery store?
A: Not even close!
Q: Is it the way people assume you're retarded, too?
A: Not even close!
Q: What is it then?
A: Getting stuck face-to-ass behind a period pig in a long lineup
period pig by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 26, 2011

Pig Period

A period of time lasting up to ten days till the end of the month during which cops are on their menstrual cycle. Much like the female menstruation period, cops become distastefully irritable, and pissy. Additionally, the more severe symptoms do not necessarily mirror that of a woman's cycle. These symptoms are displayed in the extremes and include, but certainly are not limited to: condescension, abrasiveness, anger, aggression, hostility, and in some cases brutality. Simply put, these expressions are a conscious means to provoke people to talk back or to stand up for themselves in a way that the po-po deem intolerable. If this method shows no promise, the victim will be wrongfully accused of something in hopes of receiving admittance. At this point, if a reasonable means to issue a ticket and/or make an arrest is still not found, the bacon will lie about the legality of a potential misdemeanor, ordinance, or felony. The phases of the PMC (Pig Menstruation Cycle) however, are opposite in the progression of stages. Symptomatic changes are most severe in the latter half of the cycle and progressively exacerbate each day. This stage is commonly referred to as PPS, or Postmenstrual Pig Syndrome and usually occurs within the last five days of the month. In essence the pig period is a time of anger and desperation. Desperation to write as many tickets or make as many arrests as needed to sufficiently satisfy their quota; which does exist despite anyone in any position telling you different.
Driver: "Dude, this pig has been riding my ass for the past 3 miles, what the fuck is his problem?"

Passenger: "Dude, the bacon are on their pig period."
Pig Period by _Yes_ September 9, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026