When you fart on your period and a bubbly blood explodes inside your pads and high waist boxer brief panties!
You must only period fart inside your new high waist boxer brief panties, which it's best to merilly bleed inside your new high waist boxer brief panties and which it's a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan April 29, 2019
Smellier than a dead skunk in a garbage can.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.
by Period fart October 4, 2017
when you're on your period and you fart and it moves between your vaginal flaps and you feel the bubble of period explode on your pad.
by connieeeeeeeeeeee March 11, 2008
A period fart can be twofold. First, it can be a pussy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being passed out of this orifice at this point in time. Secondly, it can be a conventional fart that's a foul stench coming from the anus generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator's period. The distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. The second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.
Occasionally she'll hit me with a period fart. It's usually followed up by a 'what the fuck are lookin at?!' expression. This is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. Remember guys: your best option is to 'test drive', but never 'buy'.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 29, 2010
n. An infamous variation of both the shart and the silent-but-deadly. Only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner labia and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. Some say that this is actually a period queef, but either way, it stinks. The odor can vary. Sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. It varies from vagina to vagina.
v. To expel a period fart (see above).
v. To expel a period fart (see above).
A couple is having a romantic dinner.
Man: "Are you on your period?"
Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"
Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*
Man: "Are you on your period?"
Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"
Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*
by Swushi November 3, 2009
by Muis_Rip9 August 16, 2018
It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.
by jeanjerker February 24, 2016