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Perpetual failure 

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

Perpetual 25/8 

Never-ending, infinity, on and on, for life infinite,
Perpetual 25/8 by RopeSloper June 16, 2018

mershed perderder 

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".
"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

perpetual victim 

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, financial loss, IRS auditing, relationship problems, etc.
We used to believe Vicki's problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized if she really had all the medical problems she claims she does, then she would be dead by now. Now we all notice she has a different ailment every month & is looking for sympathy. Typical perpetual victim.
perpetual victim by Barbarella February 4, 2008

Pushing Peretz 

When your teacher does not know how to use the word pushing p.
Bro your literally pushing Peretz
Pushing Peretz by Not Yassin February 2, 2022

perdedor 

Paco is a perdedor.

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
perdedor by Kate March 13, 2005