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1. russian
sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them
"I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."
by yermomma138 Jan 17, 2005 share this
2. russian
A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.
Whoa, this Russian grammar book sure is hard!
by shroomcracker Dec 18, 2004 share this
3. russian
a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like:
Olga
Dimitri
Sergei
Natasha
Sasha (Alex)
etc etc.....
usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up
i was just kidding...i gots lotsa russian friends!!!
by lalalalalaaa Dec 2, 2003 share this
4. russian
1.Me
2.Treat Vodka like water
3.One of the world most reknown mafias
4.Sport is hockey
by THC Jul 11, 2003 share this
5. russian
"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person
My Russian friend was kidding himself. He was very much drunk. And not very tough at all.
6. russian
Of, pertaining to or being illegal, amoral or generally below-board.

Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)
P: Mate, check it out, I got some proper russian DVDs down the car-boot sale.
T: Screeners or DVDRips?
P: Rips
T: Ossome.

J: If you've ordered the game, why don't you just download it and play a russian copy til it arrives?
A: I can't! I feel dirty....
7. russian
If in the USA, an immigrant who drinks lots of vodka, wears flashy jewelery, fake leather jackets, curses at you in Russian during arguments, and (if male) generally has a crewcut. Typically spends 4 days a week drinking and 3 days a week hungover.

If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess.

If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.
-"That Russian chick is stacked to high heaven!"
-"No doubt, my friend. Gimme a glass o' her fresh squeezed breast milk."
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