pensing 

to be pensive

i"m pensing.

pensing by kinkydink June 10, 2011

pensing 

Denying or rebuking with a condescending, dismissive smile. Sometimes accompanied by a slight of the head.

Finally emerging to address a crowd of mothers demanding to know if their water supplies had been poisoned, the mayor's pensing demeanor only increased frustration for the citizens.

pensing by AisforAbortion October 10, 2016

peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis

"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"

peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012

penising 

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

penising by serbear4u February 15, 2009

pencing 

(v.) present participle of pence: avoiding a direct answer to a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.

Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"

Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"

"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"

"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."

pencing by Grinning Cat April 1, 2015

Pennington Special 

the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly

Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!

Pennington Special by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008

pending for a bending 

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.

Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!

pending for a bending by ragingbender September 23, 2010