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pemnes can mean anything you want it to say. normally said to imply a strong message, or used when you have nothing to say. best used when mass produced. meaningless propaganda at its best!
joe: dude my girlfriend is pemnes
or
brent: pemnes war!!!
or
jordan: pemnes pemnes pemnes pemnes pemnes pemnes, pemnes pemnes pemnes pemnes......
pemnes by blu3 February 8, 2005
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Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls
With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.
Related Words
pemnes • peeness • pamnesia • peaness • pemnis • penesi • peness • peenesh • pemes • PEMNAS
A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".
Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.
penes by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022

pamnesia 

Pamnesia is the state of mind in which you forget a girl's name. It can be embarassing if you've already had 'relations' with said female.
T: Who was that hotty you took home last night?
B: Dude, I have no idea. I must have pamnesia.
pamnesia by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
how peay {as in the vegetable} something is
this indian takeway has a very large peaness to it
peaness by Anything!! March 30, 2007
The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
penes by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
pemnis
pemnis woah
pemnis by Hello Pemnis November 4, 2020
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