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14 definitions by ColdFusion

 
1.
the patriarch of The Simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.
"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
 
2.
The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
 
3.
Literally "golden eggs"
Japanese slang for testicles. Not to be confused for golden pillows which is what Son Goku called his grandfather's testicles (used as pillows) in Dragon Ball. Don't look at me that way...
Cracked him right in the kintama, she did!
by ColdFusion November 04, 2004
 
4.
The other side of your elbow.
Sometimes people get eczema there, but I'm really only mentioning that so the definition is longer.
She slit her wrists straight up to the krelbows.
by ColdFusion November 04, 2004
 
5.
a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.
"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
 
6.
an animal suggested by a daughter of Ron Howard in an episode of The Simpsons. it only sings three times a day.
"Hurry daddy or we'll miss the fantastipotamus! She only sings three times a day!"
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
 
7.
The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
by ColdFusion December 21, 2004