pedaphobe 

Noun. One who fears children.

OMG, Sydney! Stop being a pedaphobe! We know you don't like children, but they're nothing to be scared of!

pedaphobe by norasaurus July 12, 2014

pewaphobia 

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar

Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.

pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

Pediphoneilla 

An asshole that finger fucks their phone 24/7

Mike was in the corner of the room being a pediphoneilla like an asshole

Pediphoneilla by jmh02 July 28, 2019

pedophobe 

The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.

The 1st grade teacher was secretly a pedophobe and resigned because he hated his class.

pedophobe by kmfr November 4, 2010

pedaphidelic

when you see an old guy with a young girl..or old girl with a young guy..

(walking on pier see a old guy kiss a girl)

me-wow thats a little pedaphidelic dont you think?

my friend-wow yes that was

pedaphidelic by R_swithenbank November 27, 2009

Pedaphile 

Derogatory term for a podiatrist

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.

Pedaphile by Little City Band September 26, 2018