Pity puff 

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

Pity puff by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

pitylingus 

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.

Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.

pitylingus by laughing girl January 5, 2011

pctyd 

pctyd stands for post CTY depression.
pctyd is a psychological disorder that occurs after a student has attended CTY and returns home.

the disorder is usually accompanied by strong nostalgic emotions.

the most common effects are depression, anxiety, nervousness, and loneliness. many children lose the ability to fall asleep at night.

guy 1- hey mike, wanna go to a party tonight? meet some HOTT chicks?

guy 2- no...i cant...i have the pctyd sweats...

pctyd by yookoso beezies April 10, 2008

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

pity laugh by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008

pity the fool 

Infamous Mr.T quote.

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T

pity the fool by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

I pity the fool who scratched my car.

I pity the fool by diatrevolo November 9, 2003

Pity Points 

An arbitrary score that is given to a person who tries to make people feel sorry for them all the time.

Wow...are you really going to post that? It looks like someone is trying to get pity points from some random chickenheads.

Pity Points by UdigIdugGyal December 1, 2010