968 definitions by Gumba Gumba
Are you drilling for oil?
by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004
A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.
Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.
Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*
You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.
Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*
You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004
Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.
woman driver's score
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
In a game where every possible outcome could result in an agreed monetary win, the process of "doubling up" takes hold. In a game where the winnings is double the place, the idea is to start with low bets, and always pick the same outcome. Should you lose, double your last bet and place for the same outcome. Repeat this until you have won. Comparing your total winnings to your total place, you will have gained one unit.
Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.
Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.
Dice throwing for cash-
Place £1 starting bid on number 3
you lose!
£2 bid on number 3
you lose!
£4 bid on number three
you win!
£4x2= £8 gained
£1+£2+£4= £7 lost
Total win is your startign bet.
OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.
Place £1 starting bid on number 3
you lose!
£2 bid on number 3
you lose!
£4 bid on number three
you win!
£4x2= £8 gained
£1+£2+£4= £7 lost
Total win is your startign bet.
OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
get me some amber nectar.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004