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A girl who seems innocent , but also knows how to have fun. Joannes are usually beautiful, have slender and sexy bodies, extremely smart, and get all the guys.
guy 1: "That girl looks like a Joanne; she's so fine"
guy 2: "I know, damn i wish i could tap that"
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A cool girl, generally generous, smart,sexy, and funny. into expressing herself through music, art, and or acting. fun to be around, and even though she may not know it, shes loved by everyone. People who hate her, hate her out of jealousy. Shes very amazing, easygoing, a little bookish, but can also be very sexy when she wants to. Usually very happy and positive with a little ADHD, she is always ready to bounce back on bad times
That Joanne is someone I want to bang with!
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joanne's are beautiful in many people eyes, they are down to earth, have a random sense of humour, and are always up for a little bit of danger in life. joanne's hold very random conversation but can be serious when needed to. joanne's may put their friends before their guy but they are willing to make sacrifices for both partys. joanne's tend to fall for people who are in there opinion sexy. a joanne's perfect match is tall and handsome.
she's beautiful! she must be a joanne.
she a bad chick! she's a joanne.
by lo, lo, lo-ve love. November 05, 2011
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The lucky people who are named Joanne are attributed special qualities such as beauty, intelligence and compassion. They are loved by everyone and everything thing. Babies crawl to them and dogs wag their tails. Joanne's are the most adorable people ever. They have the innocent element that attracts all men, but only devotes themselves to one special guy.
Curtis wants to share a special secret -- "I love you Joanne."

Guy 1: Dude, you know Joanne?
Guy 2: Yeah, she' fucking pwnage
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Joanne's are the most gorgeous things to walk this earth. All the guys want her. She has big tata's and a huge booty! They are so lovable , so down to earth, and definitely caring! They are briliant, and super sexy. They love to take risks and are very open minded and give good advice. All the girls want to be friends with her and her smile is perfection just like the rest of her! She has eyes that shine super bright and will catch anyone's attention. Joanne's are perfection! They love danger and are risk takers and anyone to have her is super lucky!
Person 1: damn did you see that!! She's perfect!
Person 2: yeah she's a Joanne!
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Legendary name, often associated with someone who is intelligent, fun, and knows how to have a good time. Many of the greatest females to ever have walked the earth were called Joanne.
Joanne is awesomely cool.
by generic genius February 03, 2010
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A nice wee gal, good looking but petite. About size b-c's but not overly large enough to get in the way. Able to stand up for herself and acts tough, but really deep within has a soft center and enjoys cuddling and comfort. Joanne's are well known throughout the male community and are desired greatly. Joanne's are also renown for their ability for whipping men to do their bidding and are also good kissers. Nicknames include Joann, Jojo, Jo and Anne.
Girl: You really are a nice Joanne.
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