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1.
In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."
I pity the fool who scratched my car.
by diatrevolo November 09, 2003
 
2.
A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...
I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!
by Kevin587 April 01, 2007
 
3.
Mr. T's catchphrase.
Lil' Jon? I pity the fool.
by Mr. Cynic May 30, 2005
 
4.
1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.
1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.
by Dragon Ninja December 15, 2008
 
5.
Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!
I pity the fool that messes with my van!
by EgillAnd February 26, 2005