padfu 

The kung fu like moves someone using a tablet computer will do to prevent someone else from touching the screen.

I tried to show Candice how to win in Candy Crush but she did some wicked padfu and I never even touched the screen.

padfu by flyingbuttpliers May 3, 2013

Going Paducah 

dying, when someone or something is on it’s last legs, last gasp or exhibiting a death rattle (The word “Paducah” is derived from the sound made when a severed head is drop-kicked into an empty dumpster. pah-DOO-kah)

“C’mon stop smackin’ that old TV. You’re not helping any. It’s going Paducah and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Going Paducah by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020

Padfoot

The nickname given to Sirius Black by his friends while in animagus form. Sirius took the form of a large black dog and was given the nickname "Padfoot" by his friends because of the dog's padded feet.
Sirius fought in the first Wizarding War in the Order of the Phoenix alongside his friends, but was later blamed for the death of James and Lily Potter and sent to Azkaban, to which he later escaped 12 years later.
Black dies by the hand of his cousin Bellatrix Lestrange and is pushed into the Veil by one of her curses.

Some other nicknames that Sirius has are: Black, Snuffles (by Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger)

"Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Padfoot by Freakinzazz September 19, 2016

pafu pafu 

Putting your face on the chest of a well-endowed woman while she squeezes her breasts inward, thereby "massaging" your head.

Pafu pafu has been noted in the anime saga Dragonball, as well as the video game saga Dragon Quest.

Most of the pafu pafu references were edited out from the North American releases.

Can I interest you in a pafu pafu? It feels so good!

Would you like a pafu pafu massage?

pafu pafu by Muten Roshi-sama March 6, 2009

Padium 

P.ut
A.a
D.ick
I.n
U.r
M.outh

;Telling some one to shut up

Adam: Oh look at that car
Chris:PADIUM ADAM! JUST PADIUM!

Padium by amanda June 3, 2004

paduba 

The area of skin between the balls and anus, or the vagina and anus. Also referred to as the taint.

Sally's paduba had an extraordinary amount of hair on it.

paduba by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016

Padfoot

Padfoot is one of the marauders who is hella hay for moony.

Padfoot is a hot ass motherfucker

Padfoot by The gayest gay snake June 6, 2018