Skip to main content
Communication device used by Sam Fisher of the Splinter Cell book/video games that resembles a PDA and is used to communicate to the support team in the NSA via wireless network
Sam details on your opsat
opsat by Sam Fisher L337 September 7, 2007
Related Words
OPSAT stands for "Operational Satellite Uplink", It is used by the main protagonist in the Splinter Cell series (Sam Fisher).

It receives information from the NSA based on details about the mission. For example: Objectives, Notes, Pictures.

Sam Also uses it to store useful information received from dead bodies, Interrogation, or from computers. For example: emails, notes, Key Codes.
1: Lambert (after describing a mission objective): Details on your OPSAT.

2: Sam (after taking an email from a computer): I've uploaded some text to you using my OPSAT. This could be bad.
OPSAT by TurtleMadness April 2, 2010
A high position held in a call center. Usually the result of years of dedication and hard work. It doesn't hurt to have been named 2008 Administrative Employee of the Year.
Damn, that Chris is so badass he must be an OpsAss.

Hey, I hear that Mr. Towner dude just got OpsAss. It's because he is the shiznee.
OpsAss by OpsAss13 September 9, 2009

opsasnick 

An opsasnick is somebody who has a strange obsession with cats and often does strange/sexual things with them
Yeah I was going to go out with Brock but it turns out he’s an opsasnick… gross!
opsasnick by roboturk35 June 23, 2022
A service that will never ever work correctly in any elastic environment.
The opsani instance fell over again.
Honestly, I'm surprised it got back on it's feet even for a moment.
opsani by Godeater117 June 21, 2021
A rare last name traced back to Norway, Usually associated with fishermen.
That's Opsahl over there, He's some fishermen eh.
Mr Opsahl: vil du fiske