When you are laughing a shit load and you're typing at the same time, you get typos. Omcputer is a result of that. It means computer, just typo'd.
xGoDLyNooBx: LOL
xGoDLyNooBx: OMFG
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: lol
xGoDLyNooBx: apple jacks is apple hax, apple being the apple omcputers
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: omcputers?!?!
CLTCOMMANDERSSSD: LOL
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.