Trust Fund Baby: "Father, I
don't like the view from my hotel window... I can see a women'
s shelter and I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anyone less fortunate than we are."
Father: "Mmmm-yes. I shall buy the property tomorrow and have it closed forever so you
don'
t have to think about its existence for the week we'll be staying here."
Trust Fund Baby: "Can we do that?"
Father: "Of course!
Money is no object for us!"
Trust Fund Baby: "Thank you, father!"