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nixstress
A person who consistently says "no" or rejects every idea or proposition.. Usually a female, but men are nixstresses too, they're called nay-sayers though.
Seder nixxa
Imposters that attend cultural events solely for free food and alcohol. These free loaders manipulate vulnerable clueless hosts for invitations. They strategize through lies and dishonest intentions. The master manipulators pretend to care about your customs. They will go as far as to wear a Yamaka on top of there nappy afros. They will fake laugh at jokes as-well pretend to adore and tolerate your nasty untrained pets. They influence children to partake in unhealthy immature practices such as drinking alcohol. The impressionable children will learn to skip dosages of insulin, skip doctor appointments, forget allergy medications, not use CPAP due to the influence of the seder nixxa's. They are lowly members of society and remember to not invite them into your home!
A: "Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Its passover, i'm probably gonna crash a seder for the free alcohol"
A: "Dam bro you mind if i come too?"
B: " come through bro its not my wine"
A: " your a Seder nixxa for life!!"
B: "Its passover, i'm probably gonna crash a seder for the free alcohol"
A: "Dam bro you mind if i come too?"
B: " come through bro its not my wine"
A: " your a Seder nixxa for life!!"
Seder nixxa by Pseudophed-head April 8, 2023
Ephedrine Nixxa
Stimulant craving individuals who are probably undiagnosed with ADHD and other psychiatric illnesses;
These attention craving menaces are likely to falsify there capabilities i.e " i studied minimum 10 hours everyday this week and worked out 3 hours as well";
These stimulant junkies are likely to have poor diets which mostly consist of Mountain Dew, Coffee, Cookies, Chips and pastries, they probably havent seen the inside of an oven in yeaaars!!;
Ephedrine Nixxas are most likely unvaccinated for basic immunization such as varicella, they harass there family doctors and secretary, they are nuisance to any functioning establishment (local universities and libraries).
These attention craving menaces are likely to falsify there capabilities i.e " i studied minimum 10 hours everyday this week and worked out 3 hours as well";
These stimulant junkies are likely to have poor diets which mostly consist of Mountain Dew, Coffee, Cookies, Chips and pastries, they probably havent seen the inside of an oven in yeaaars!!;
Ephedrine Nixxas are most likely unvaccinated for basic immunization such as varicella, they harass there family doctors and secretary, they are nuisance to any functioning establishment (local universities and libraries).
A: This crazy Ephedrine Nixxa is on the study
B: What is "On The Study"
A: To be simultaneously engaging in academics as-well as physically mounting course work"
C:"that got-dam ephedrine nixxa was running all around campus with toilet paper in his pants"
D: " NEXT TIME I SEE HIM IM CALLING THE POLICE"
C: "i saw him prank call 12 people on kijiji all before lunch time"
D: "HE CALLED MY INDIAN MOM YESTERDAY!?!!?
Ephedrine Nixxa: "PARVATI CHOWDHURY IS THAT YOU? .. btw any of y'all have mountain dew?"
B: What is "On The Study"
A: To be simultaneously engaging in academics as-well as physically mounting course work"
C:"that got-dam ephedrine nixxa was running all around campus with toilet paper in his pants"
D: " NEXT TIME I SEE HIM IM CALLING THE POLICE"
C: "i saw him prank call 12 people on kijiji all before lunch time"
D: "HE CALLED MY INDIAN MOM YESTERDAY!?!!?
Ephedrine Nixxa: "PARVATI CHOWDHURY IS THAT YOU? .. btw any of y'all have mountain dew?"
Ephedrine Nixxa by EPHEDRINE-HEAD March 26, 2023
Nixit
Nixit or bust
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