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Netcom solutions 

An attempt to fix something in a MacGyver Like fashion, but ends up just being a load of crap.
Nasa used netcom solutions on the space shuttle foam, as a result it still fell off.
Netcom solutions by MacGyver2006 September 5, 2008

Newcomb College 

Oldest degree granting women's college in the country. Part of Tulane University of New Orleans, Louisiana. Tulane Uiversity used Hurricane Katrina as an excuss to close this 119 year old institution, inventing monetary excuses to combine Newcomb College and the men's college Tulane College.
Newcomb College is known for their destinctive pottery style.
Newcomb College by leehcar September 17, 2006
Noun: A horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. Usually referenced as "sub-Hell", minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out mass quantities of paperwork.

Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.
Noun: "Some people believe in Hell, but I think if you're really evil you could even end up in Nexcom"

Verb: "HELP...POLICE...I'm being NEXCOMED! Bring lots of Vaseline!!!
NEXCOM by Hugh G. Rection (esq.) February 15, 2006
A Queen who only owns multiple cats. They have their mood swings and they cure them by wrapping their cats in blankets. They are absolutely obsessed with lemongrass tea from PUBLIX supermarket and only PUBLIX. Newcombs acts like they are calm, but in reality they are a pro gamer boy. Newcombs tend to hide their relationships and cosplay with long hair.
Person 1: “Bro who’s that guy with lemongrass tea?”
Person 2: “Don’t worry, he’s just a Newcomb.”
Newcomb by shooter for shotaro January 2, 2022

anton newcombe 

One of modern day psychedelic rock's most influential song writer's. He started the band named "The Brian Jonestown Massacre". He also likes drugs.
That Anton Newcombe sure is a drug fiend........but I must say, his music is rather awesome.
anton newcombe by chris norman August 3, 2007
Acronym for Network Code. The part of a game or application that handles the communication between the clients, server and/or peers.
ffs I get the desync error again! German developers can make great games but they suck at writing netcode.
netcode by Lord Alderaan December 21, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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