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MySpace Hoes 

Females who have no life, there day usually consist of putting on different outfits such as lingerie or bathing suites and taking pics just to add to there myspace page. These are usually unattractive gurls who don't really look like much in person so they take pics wit there camera phones in the bathroom mirror from there best angles and use them to try to find guys to get attention from.
about 75% of the females on Myspace are Myspace Hoes
MySpace Hoes by Chyna_gurl January 27, 2007
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MySpace Hoes 

Females on MySpace that do things they accuse their significant other of doing even though they participate in hypocritical situations themselves.

Searching for guys on the MySpace to talk to even though they are in a serious realtionship themselves or dedicating a page to a man that is a person they're not in a relationship with.

The MySpace Hoes are hypocrites because they have their page dedicated to a male celebrity while their significant has a page dedicated to their relationship.
MySpace Hoes by Mistah X September 10, 2008

myspaceherpes

I thought the herpes of myspace was glitter
eeewww her myspace has all that myspaceherpes all over it
myspaceherpes by oblio September 5, 2007

myspaceherpes

forrest. yup he has myspace herpes.
get only chicks to post 30+ comment on his page a day. he donsn't know a single one.
myspaceherpes by Tiger March 31, 2005

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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