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munkered 

Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.
"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"
munkered by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009
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Munkered 

Bruv I am munkered right not
Munkered by Ig=jake_0701 June 9, 2019

Munkered 

When someone drinks WAY too much and loses the ability to form coherent sentences.
Person 1: how munkered are we getting tonight?
Person 2: were gonna be munkered in the bunker!
Munkered by Beau Begley April 8, 2025

munzered 

I was telling my friend that I was having a bad day but he munzered me by telling me his dog died!
munzered by Citozki October 31, 2013

Menkered 

Sudden, partially expected discovery of trickery often uncovered by surprise or event
Comic: I was told I was going to feature here tonight

Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered
Menkered by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013

muntered 

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants
"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"
muntered by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

Muntered 

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter
1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.
Muntered by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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