A redneck who frequently
-Blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive Ford, Dodge, or Ram trucks
-Marry women who are 305+ lbs
-Leave school after the third grade to help "Pap" on the farm
-Get fired from what could have been a steady job
-Drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-Value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-Attends white supremacist meetings

John: "Did you hear that Buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife"
Mark: "Yea, I also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 Ford F750 supercharged custom"
John: "Yea. Buck's a real mudslanger"

mudslanger by jawga-boy November 14, 2013

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Michigan mudflap

While having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls freckling and flapping them like a mudflap

I was banging my girlfriend and she gave me a Michigan mudflap

Michigan mudflap by Johntanamo September 14, 2016

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Mudita

Mudita is Sympathetic Joy (vicarious joy, the opposite of jealousy).

As you meet friends, silently wish them these blessings:
Mudita – may your wisdom and goodness ever increase.
Metta – may you be free from danger, happy, peaceful, strong, healthy, and have ease of being.
Karuna – may you be free from suffering.
Upekha – although I have these wishes for you, you are the heir to your own karma. Your happiness depends on your own actions and not my wishes for you.

Mudita by Marc Arnold Olson February 16, 2008

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carolina mudflap

During vaginal intercourse, inserting your testicles into a woman's anus.

I wasn't able to cum, so I gave her a carolina mudflap. That got 'er done double-time.

carolina mudflap by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007

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