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monkey hung 

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung
"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."
monkey hung by JnglKng April 15, 2005

money hung 

A guy who has a lot of money, but a disappointing dick. Girls will typically be drawn to him for his money.
His dick ain't shit, but at least he's money hung.
money hung by JustLik3Me August 16, 2017

hung money 

I'm still hung money from last night
hung money by RyRy4444 November 27, 2015

hungry monkey 

When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.
Dude after that party james and i hungry monkeyed. i should never have let him eat so much corn.
hungry monkey by greven mead July 4, 2009

HUNGRY MONKEY 

When 1 chick sucks two cocks one after the other but holding both cocks in her hands
Karen went the hungry monkey on me and my mate lastnight
HUNGRY MONKEY by Dave818 February 21, 2009

HUNGRY MONKEY 

(Hun-gree MUN-kee) noun. The mental condition one experiences when one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no one knows of their affliction.
Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”
HUNGRY MONKEY by Neddy_Ludd April 19, 2006

Hungry Monkey 

Take a banana and stick it half way up a chick's ass. Peel half way then eat half of it. Pull it out jerk off and cum on the dirty half then shove it in her mouth
Hungry Monkey by B.A December 2, 2003