3 definitions by Neddy_Ludd
Ignorant schmuck: "Who is that with Jocko in his big masculine truck...what are they doing?
Totally acceptant person: "You ignorant homoidiot- that's Rocko and Jocko making out (in Jocko's big truck.)"
Ignorant schmuck: "ISTFI! Hell, I didn't know they were gay."
Totally cool person: "See, not all gay people are obviously gay...whatever that means."
Totally acceptant person: "You ignorant homoidiot- that's Rocko and Jocko making out (in Jocko's big truck.)"
Ignorant schmuck: "ISTFI! Hell, I didn't know they were gay."
Totally cool person: "See, not all gay people are obviously gay...whatever that means."
by Neddy_Ludd March 4, 2006
(Hun-gree MUN-kee) noun. The mental condition one experiences when one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no one knows of their affliction.
Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”
by Neddy_Ludd March 24, 2006
ho mo ID ee it -noun. anyone who thinks that ALL gay/homosexual men are weak, cry babies, a cowering sissy, a pansy, a fruit, less than a man or not masculine.
(The word homoidiot is synonomous with homoidiocy and homoidiotic.)
(The word homoidiot is synonomous with homoidiocy and homoidiotic.)
Ex. 1-
Tad: "OMG! Look! Isn't that Jocko and Rocko walking down Castro Street holding hands?"
Ted: "OMFG! ISTFI Aren't they like the two biggest jocks at SFSU?"
Tim: "Holy Jesus in a cartoon! They are like major jocks."
Tom: "Don't be a homoidiot! Not all gay men are nelly bitches like you witches are. Anybody can be a queer and it's not so obvious like with us."
Tad, Ted, Tim: "Oh puleeze stawp it. You are scaring us Tom."
Ex. 2-
Being a homoidiot, Frank did not realize that the CEO was gay.
Tad: "OMG! Look! Isn't that Jocko and Rocko walking down Castro Street holding hands?"
Ted: "OMFG! ISTFI Aren't they like the two biggest jocks at SFSU?"
Tim: "Holy Jesus in a cartoon! They are like major jocks."
Tom: "Don't be a homoidiot! Not all gay men are nelly bitches like you witches are. Anybody can be a queer and it's not so obvious like with us."
Tad, Ted, Tim: "Oh puleeze stawp it. You are scaring us Tom."
Ex. 2-
Being a homoidiot, Frank did not realize that the CEO was gay.
by Neddy_Ludd March 4, 2006