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Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
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The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003
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A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American ethnicity.
Hey look at that nigger, you stupid monkey!
by Jon October 19, 2003
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Species linked closely to humanity. Left humans behind and moved to space. Earth monkeys still exist on earth because they are evil and were also left behind.. Earth monkeys want to kill us... Space monkeys will be our salvation
by Nickfromstrood August 26, 2006
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Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!
by Bob the Impaler March 10, 2003
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cute cuddly
going to take over the world with bananas
get ready for the attack of the bananas and monkeys
by Lover of monkeys June 14, 2007
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cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
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a furry animal with destructive tendencies
Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
by Psymonos March 24, 2003
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