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mongolised 

Christ, I must have been mongolised last night, I pissed the chair again.
mongolised by T Boor June 30, 2008
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Mongoosed 

Leaving out a critical part of the story.
Krista really mongoosed........
Mongoosed by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016

mongoloyed 

How a mongoloid spells mongoloid.
The guy above me.
mongoloyed by Xyzzy June 8, 2004

mongofied 

To reach a state of extreme monged-ness. usually achieved through exsessive intake of drugs, and possibly alcohol.

State of mind during a mild but prolonged comedown.

Derived from mongo'd
"Jesus christ man, I'm seriously fuckin mongofied here. I'm startin to pull faces and all!!!!"

"Were you guys out last night? Oh man were we what!! Fuckin completely mongofied, tunes were fuckin savage too."

"Man are you rolling another one. Man I can't I'm completely mongo'd out of me head. Oh yeah man big time mongofied" That is a quote from the birth of mongofied

mongofied by Marshel Plant February 7, 2006

mongolicidal maniac 

Wombo; Any mongoloid on a murderous, homicidal rampage.
Watch the movie Hatchet. Victor Crowley is a textbook mongolicidal maniac.

mongoliod 

a very fuckin ugly person that is also retarded. not actually retarded they just act that way
mongoliod by Dominic DiBiase August 4, 2004

Mongoosed 

The action where one male feels intimidated by the presense of another male while in the company of a female (or potential partner) and puffs his chest out as a form of peacocking.
When I met NayNay at the game, her boy Micah totally Mongoosed me. Like I'm a threat to take NayNay away.
Mongoosed by NewGuy311 May 15, 2010
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