modem

A device used to access the internet

I bought a new modem

by LINKINPARKGUY October 4, 2003

modem

A primitive and shitty device for accessing the Internet over a dialup (dialsuck) connection. If you're still using this, get a clue and upgrade to broadband.

I used to use a 28.8 kbps modem to access the Inernet. Now I use cable because I'm 1337.

by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004

modem

"Modern" written with the r and n touching.

This is a modem world.

by Delusional October 8, 2003

modem

another, some more.

Andre exclaimed, "Bring some modem hoes wit you to the bed."

by BIG-D October 9, 2003

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 19, 2003

modem

male reproductive organs.

ooh i bet that modem of yours has a lot of RAM...

by modemlvr99 August 27, 2005

modem

Mostly dust.

"This modem is mostly dust."

by moo October 8, 2003