Top definition
I bought a new modem
by LINKINPARKGUY October 03, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
2
The way computers still connect to the internet. Modems are not outdated, and they are not for dial-up. High speed connections such as broadband, DSL, and cable use modems. Even Wi-Fi adapters are modems! They are in no way obsolete.
I just got a new cable modem yesterday.
by MrMuffinBalls February 13, 2012
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
3
A primitive and shitty device for accessing the Internet over a dialup (dialsuck) connection. If you're still using this, get a clue and upgrade to broadband.
I used to use a 28.8 kbps modem to access the Inernet. Now I use cable because I'm 1337.
by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
4
another, some more.
Andre exclaimed, "Bring some modem hoes wit you to the bed."
by BIG-D October 08, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
5
Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.
yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.
by blake September 18, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
6
"Modern" written with the r and n touching.
This is a modem world.
by Delusional October 08, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
7
"This modem is mostly dust."
by moo October 08, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug