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Major League Jack. Usually used to describe something indescribable.
"What can i say, i'm MLJ."

"Did you see that guy he's clothes are MLJ"
"OMG your an MLJ."
MLJ by Matrick May 13, 2013

qeadwrsfetdgryfhtugjyihkuojlipk;.mlj,nkhmbjgnvhfbcgdvxfsczdax 

you're so incredibly bored that you typed a pattern that is never been seen before. good job! now get back to what you were doing so you don't get intruble.
p1:im so bored i typed qeadwrsfetdgryfhtugjyihkuojlipk;.mlj,nkhmbjgnvhfbcgdvxfsczdax
p2:what the fuck did you just say?

mljekasto 

Blisko povezano uz rijec soft, bilo sto bijele ili izrazito svijetlo plave boje...lica, osobe, stvari, osjecaji.
"Njegovo lice je tako mljekasto."

"Pogledaj kako je mljekasta."

"A u kurac kako ima mljekaste ruke."
mljekasto by gjure dezelic November 27, 2018

mljackalica 

A small girl who makes eating noises because she's not closing her mouth
Ej bre Miljana, zatvori usta kad jedeš, mljackalica mala!
mljackalica by M1010101 July 25, 2024
MLJM or Major League JerkMate is the official Pro-league for JerkMate. The World Finals are always held in December and hosted by different cities.
If somebody was looking to enter the Pro-league they would have to be at least Platinum Puller Rank.

The ranks go
Bronze Beater
Silver Stroker
Golden Gooner
Emerald Edger
Platinum Puller
Grandmaster Baiter
Hey bro I just got an offer from a professional MLJM team!
Awesome which one?
The Washington Whites of course!
MLJM by Alistle February 13, 2025
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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