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Major League Jack. Usually used to describe something indescribable.
"What can i say, i'm MLJ."

"Did you see that guy he's clothes are MLJ"
"OMG your an MLJ."
MLJ by Matrick May 13, 2013

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you're so incredibly bored that you typed a pattern that is never been seen before. good job! now get back to what you were doing so you don't get intruble.
p1:im so bored i typed qeadwrsfetdgryfhtugjyihkuojlipk;.mlj,nkhmbjgnvhfbcgdvxfsczdax
p2:what the fuck did you just say?

mljekasto 

Blisko povezano uz rijec soft, bilo sto bijele ili izrazito svijetlo plave boje...lica, osobe, stvari, osjecaji.
"Njegovo lice je tako mljekasto."

"Pogledaj kako je mljekasta."

"A u kurac kako ima mljekaste ruke."
mljekasto by gjure dezelic November 27, 2018

mljackalica 

A small girl who makes eating noises because she's not closing her mouth
Ej bre Miljana, zatvori usta kad jedeš, mljackalica mala!
mljackalica by M1010101 July 25, 2024
MLJM or Major League JerkMate is the official Pro-league for JerkMate. The World Finals are always held in December and hosted by different cities.
If somebody was looking to enter the Pro-league they would have to be at least Platinum Puller Rank.

The ranks go
Bronze Beater
Silver Stroker
Golden Gooner
Emerald Edger
Platinum Puller
Grandmaster Baiter
Hey bro I just got an offer from a professional MLJM team!
Awesome which one?
The Washington Whites of course!
MLJM by Alistle February 13, 2025