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Mittening 

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.
Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.
Mittening by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008
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Mittentangler

When your fingernail gets caught in an unkept furry bush of pubic hair while trying to investigate your lady’s snapper.
Her mittentangler game was strong yo. Tryin’ to get my hands down them tight jeans and almost lost a finger.
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