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Mittening 

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.
Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.
Mittening by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008
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Mileening 

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.
Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.
Mileening by Fua March 25, 2013

Oven Mitting 

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.
I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.

Kittening 

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.
"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."
Kittening by Rasicule January 17, 2018
The entire office is mitting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.
Mitting by TBLOfficestaff June 21, 2012

Mikening 

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.
I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb
Mikening by MasterFalco July 21, 2016

all lives mattering 

(coming from all lives matter as a term that devalues the black lives matter movement)
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter
"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"