millipeter

the term used for a male with a penis that is exactly one millimeter in length

"hey arnold, wanna sit on my millipeter?"

by RICHARD CAMPOS May 15, 2004

9 millimeter solution

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

millimeter peter

An incredibly small cock.

Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.

by Tails September 16, 2003

3 millimeter defeater

ABSOLUTE ANAL DESTROYER

THE CORRECT DEFINITION OF SEX
I HAVE A 3 MILLIMETER DEFEATER

Are you lost baby gooorl. I can give you this 3 millimeter defeater

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

1 millimeter defeater

a person who has the smallest dick ever, and thinks that their dick is the biggest when it's a millimeter.

Yo he got dat 1 millimeter defeater!! his dick is the smallest one in the team

by 4 fo 4 September 29, 2021

millimeter peter

The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.

*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:

*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."

by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013

Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 28, 2014