cross-country milk float driver 

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.

That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.

cross-country milk float driver by Russ February 18, 2005

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

Chelsea milk float 

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

Chelsea milk float by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

Chelsea milk float 

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

Chelsea milk float by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

Flat Milk 

When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.

"Can you put the milk back in the fridge, it's gone flat"

"Flat Milk is the worst"

Flat Milk by YaMother'sGash August 29, 2016

Milkfloat 

Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.

Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.

Milkfloat by Page4LFC17 February 1, 2013

MilkFloat 

slang term for a woman with large brests

"Look at milkfloat over there"

MilkFloat by Jamesd123 May 5, 2007