Russ's definitions

bulldozer

Done in doggy style position. After ejaculation, use your last thrust to break your partner's neck against the bed post.

I didn't have any money, so I bulldozed the prostitute.

by russ March 29, 2004

light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.

Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."

by Russ December 6, 2006

mooch

to "hang out" with a group of friends

"lets go mooch"

by Russ September 14, 2003

IceCreamMan

The coolest fucking person on the face of the Internet. He rocks faces.

You got pwned by the IceCreamMan!

by Russ August 17, 2004

term-jack

The act of taking control of a co-worker's unlocked computer while he is away from his desk and sending out embarrassing e-mails.

"What the hell was that e-mail about you liking little boys?"
"Aww, that gomer Nishan term-jacked me when I went to the bathroom."

by Russ April 6, 2005

yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble.

Hey John, how far can you throw that yonnie?

by Russ June 18, 2006

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005