Milkfloat

Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.

Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.

by Page4LFC17 February 1, 2013

MilkFloat

slang term for a woman with large brests

"Look at milkfloat over there"

by Jamesd123 April 26, 2007

crashed the milkfloat

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped

Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors

by delanotte February 19, 2014