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Milkfloat 

Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.
Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.
Milkfloat by Page4LFC17 February 1, 2013
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MilkFloat 

slang term for a woman with large brests

"Look at milkfloat over there"
MilkFloat by Jamesd123 May 5, 2007

crashed the milkfloat 

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped
Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors
crashed the milkfloat by delanotte February 21, 2014

milkflap 

A pocket or fold of skin on a baby's neck, under the chin, that collects dribbled milk from the bottle or nipple, and remains trapped. The milk begins to go rotten and cause your child to stink horribly. When you give the child a bath or shower, you will notice brown sludge hidden away in the milkflap.
Husband: I am giving the baby a bath OK?
Wife: OK, but make sure you wash that stinking milkflap, it's getting pretty rank!
milkflap by yaddaboomba January 16, 2009

Milkalating

When the rip is just that fat, it’s milkalating.
OMG IT’S MILKALATING”
Milkalating by RAD-MBO October 12, 2020

Milkulating 

When an individual hasn't jelqed in over three full moons and has a backup in their scrotal saq, they must cleanse themselves of the milk.
someone: Ryan been milkulating all day bruh
someone else: wtf bro? Ill jerk him off.
Milkulating by S0CC3RGURU January 30, 2023

cross-country milk float driver 

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.
That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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