Anything you want ( Only applying in Gun-Ru aka Grand Rapids MI)


- Chewing Tobaco
Im bout to go get some merks
-means Im bout to go buy some cigs or

Im bout to go get some girls
Bout to Merk a Merk

- Bout to fuck a girl or
- Toss a chaw
-Smoke a Cig
by Salteen Krackerz November 03, 2009
While commonly meaning to severely injure someone, to merk can also mean to eat large quantities of food in a very short span of time, usually while under the influence of marijuana. Because of the effects of marijuana, one is usually unable to stop eating for quite some time, and substantial amounts of food can be eaten.

Merking is usually done to food which is delicious, but not particularly healthy for you. McDonalds, donuts, pancakes, ice cream, and other things of that nature.

Where as one usually merks food, one can also merk a kitchen, which simply means to eat everything in that kitchen.
"Haha, I can't believe we bought 4 dozen donuts and merked them all!"

"Um, sorry I merked half your kitchen last night, man."
by LaUltima July 27, 2009
A word used by idiots in an attempt to spell murk.

Mispellers often begin to flame you if you correct them on the spelling.
That guy got murked on for saying merked.
by schalkefan02 June 25, 2009
to beat the fucking shit out of someone until their pussy faggot ass dies
the bitch would give me dat fat cunt so i merked that hoe
by getmony January 21, 2009
In the James Island area of Charleston, SC.

1. To quickly escape a sketchy, possibly illegal situation without being detected.
"I saw the po(lice) roll up on the party i was at so i got quick and straight merked."
by ReppinTree January 29, 2008
Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...
by Dildo Phil November 05, 2007
The genital area either in a female or male. More toward the anal area on a male. Merk as it relates to the dark, moist sometimes smelly areas.
"Yo let me get in on some of that merk."

"That merk was smelling nasty last night."
by Shamrock151 January 22, 2010
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