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1. merked
June 13, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
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1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.
beatdown ownage faced trashed whipped ruled smacked down stank
by Tony Te Fan Club Oct 5, 2005 share this
2. Merked
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to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked
You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer
merky merked quake3 rail merkage
by Natural 12562 Dec 24, 2008 share this
3. merked
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To be beaten up. To get knocked out.
yo son, u got straight merked!
by Matt Hawkins Jun 17, 2005 share this
4. Merked
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The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.

i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible
Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.
murder killed beaten pwn3d 0wn3d
by Merksauce Jun 7, 2009 share this
5. Merked
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The negrow term for getting your ass kicked
The Red team merked the shit out of the blue team 50 to 10
ottawa owned win lose black
by MLGPOSER Jun 2, 2009 share this
6. Merked
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To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.
murdered worked beat the fuck up murdered like a bitch fucked up
by 40z-N-Blunts Oct 2, 2008 share this
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To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'
Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!
merk merkur lose humiliate slow
by ErikC. Apr 16, 2008 share this
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