Anything you want ( Only applying in Gun-Ru aka Grand Rapids MI)


- Chewing Tobaco
Im bout to go get some merks
-means Im bout to go buy some cigs or

Im bout to go get some girls
Bout to Merk a Merk

- Bout to fuck a girl or
- Toss a chaw
-Smoke a Cig
by Salteen Krackerz November 03, 2009
To totally own (or pwn) something or someone but implies ejaculating all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.

Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!

Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.

Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.
by Dub Ard September 08, 2009
To leave a place quickly. To ride out
Hey man the cops are coming, we gotta merk the fuck out
by ji balla August 11, 2009
1.CoD WaW clan who is undefeated possibly the greatest ever. get undeniably beaten by means of shit talking, physical beatings, or in a video games.

See Norton.
oh shit, 40 and 9 you got merK'd!
by God of Cruelty April 29, 2009
to steal some thing or somebody
I best get my ten dollars bitch or im gonna beat your ass and Merk your wallet.
by HorvathN November 12, 2008
A word originating from Tekken, playing as Craig Marduk. A term used to describe extreme domination, or winning by a landslide
You just lost your round with a perfect score against you.

"I totally just merked you down!!"

"I just merked your ass"
by Alura SunFire January 10, 2010
While commonly meaning to severely injure someone, to merk can also mean to eat large quantities of food in a very short span of time, usually while under the influence of marijuana. Because of the effects of marijuana, one is usually unable to stop eating for quite some time, and substantial amounts of food can be eaten.

Merking is usually done to food which is delicious, but not particularly healthy for you. McDonalds, donuts, pancakes, ice cream, and other things of that nature.

Where as one usually merks food, one can also merk a kitchen, which simply means to eat everything in that kitchen.
"Haha, I can't believe we bought 4 dozen donuts and merked them all!"

"Um, sorry I merked half your kitchen last night, man."
by LaUltima July 27, 2009

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