The fuckingbest state ever. Ladies bag bucks, catch monster fish,and will slap you if you reject hunting or fishing, or even are part of PETA. Men do the same.
Someone from another state: look at this MONSTER fish i caught, its 14 inches!
Montanan: *holds up 25 incher*
out of stater: *should bow down*
The most beautiful girl alive.
any guy would be insanely luck to be with her.
she's amazingly smart, and hilariously humourous.
her Husband, is the luckiest guy in the world because he has something that no guy has, but all guys dream of, a girl like Montana.
A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.
Guy1 :"Man, that state Montana sucks."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."
an extremelyamazing friend. the kinda girl you would trust your life with. amzingly beautiful! is loved by her friends. she can be EXTREMELY weird and random and crazy! but is still extremely loved.
Most kick ass person you will ever meet. They love to be occupied. And like them selves some Lovin. They can be bitchy and rude. But what they saw is real. They are fun to party with but can party a little too hard.
Person 1: " Hey Whats your name?"
Person 2: " Montana"
Person 1: " Holy Shit! Wanna go party?"
Person 2: " In my mind Im already wasted."
Person 1: " Your Awesome Montana"
Person 2: "I know Bitch."