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merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.

merk: verb; the act of going on 4chan all day while not working, in many cases to avoid work but doing so in almost the same manner as working. (ex. office job)
dude if you're going to be a merkfag at least use more than one term other than "newfag" in your .

yeah I went to work and merked all day long, there wasn't much to do if the office.
by Tekron420 January 29, 2008
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v. to take; to sample
Yo let me merk a little of that pizza.
by TXFLIP December 08, 2008
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To diss, to intellectually injure someone.
Yo, Anand that midget SOB merked me by calling me a tool.
by Miles April 24, 2004
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A word originating from Tekken, playing as Craig Marduk. A term used to describe extreme domination, or winning by a landslide
You just lost your round with a perfect score against you.

"I totally just merked you down!!"

"I just merked your ass"
by Alura SunFire January 10, 2010
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To eather kill or hurt someone very badly and then piss on them.
What the fuck dyou say cunt? cmon lets merk him.

haha, we just merked that bitch.
by mr.ryder December 03, 2009
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Bad weed. Shwag, Midgrade.
Poop ass weed.
I got that merk by tha pound.

i dont smoke merk
by ChronicMan420 July 10, 2008
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A certified professional way of takin shit from somewhere or/and somebody (preferably gas), but includes some initiation and if failed you could be shot in the fucking head.

- "Merk" prodigy
"Don't hang that pump up nigga, I merked that gas lets be out!"

"Merky, Merky!"
by Merk Prodigy February 14, 2008
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