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meatatarian

A person who eats meat virtually to the exclusion of vegetables. The meatatarian often claims to be conserving veggies for those who would actually eat them, and keeps the veggies out of the waste stream, helping the environment, or keeping produce costs down.
Waiter: "What can I get you?"
Mary: "A cheeseburger delux, hold the lettuce, tomato, coleslaw, and pickle."
Waiter: "So you just want the burger and fries."
Mary: "Yep, I'm a meatatarian."
meatatarian by randiskye January 7, 2009

meatstraw 

a penis that a whore like brittany breveke would use as a straw to get the cream filling
wow she is sucking that down her throat good, what a deep throat
meatstraw by Devin Demaine April 22, 2004

Meatitarian 

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.
Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!
Meatitarian by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

Meatatarian

Someone who eats meat specifically because an animal had to die in the process of making it. They are plant lovers and fight for the rights of plants. They are rivals with Vegetarians and look at each other as the scum of the earth.
My Venus Flytrap and I are going to go catch flies to fill our meatatarian diets.
Meatatarian by aaje4 March 10, 2012

Meatstravaganza

When the boys get together at Sizzlin Gogi and Feast on the worlds TASTIEST creatures.
"Me and the boys are having a Meatstravaganza this evening!"

meatstroke 

The feeling one has after the large consumption of meat prducts, say from a brazillian BBQ or Atkin's diet.
Ugh, that 24oz steak was good, but I think I'm suffering from meatstroke now, whew!
meatstroke by R.Lambert January 5, 2009