marcusing

The act of showing up randomly when someone least expects it. Also, the act of trying to take things that don't belong to you.

He came up in our room and was straight up marcusing those cookies.

by Hot Comb Committee October 15, 2009

Marcusing

When you say the stupidest fucking thing possible to elicit a response

Are you asking that as a serious question or are you just Marcusing now?

by MeganFink November 15, 2018

Marcused

When a dude is so pussy whipped that his boys can't help but wonder whether his girl is giving him a rusty trombone or pegging him.

Sad to see that happened to that poor boy, he's been Marcused. He needs an intervention before he ends up homeless or in a psych ward.

by Viking Pride December 29, 2022

Marcused

When a man named Marcus sucks and double dips once a stronger alpha male tells him to not be a disgusting goblin man.

Alpha male: don't double dip
Marcus: *double dips*
Alpha male: you marcused that one

by Yodastrueson May 1, 2020

Marcusism

The act of being a W mans and Capybara

Man u show of Marcusism

by Capybara W October 4, 2022

Marcusism

Being a W person fr fr. Sheesh no cap G and lover of Capybara aka ratio

Dang bro i wish i had Marcusism

by Capybara W October 3, 2022

Marcuse

A very lovable outgoing person. He’s everything anyone could ask for, he’s more than just a person he’s a person that can cheer you up without trying. Marcuse has a funny and entertaining personality. He seems to always care for others.. I love Marcuse I feel that you would love a Marcuse too! Not to mention he’s hot

Hey did you see Marcuse. Just seeing him made me happy tbh.

by Romie4U December 25, 2022