asian gangsta. one who has a shaved head except for one spot where the patch of hair is grown 3 or so inches and is dyed bronze, has a souped up honda and is often seen talking korean on a tiny cell phone, making plans with his homies to go get boba, while smoking and waiting to pick his 5 year old genius brother from 7th grade.
dass a tong meng
a wannabe asian gangsta. one who tries to act like a real tong, but doesnt shower enough, can't afford a car, bums at scans house, is fired from pizza hut, etc.
daaaamn tong, get a job
Adjective or interjection. A bro
word used in place of cool
. Indicates acceptance, acknowledgement, or approval. Always used in a low and unexcited tone of voice.
Bro 1: Hey bra
, there a beer pong tournament tonight?
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bra
, 11:00. It'll be tongs.
Bro 1: Tongs bra.
Verb 1. Derived from the discovery of pimps smoking spliffs etc using tongs so as not to contaminate them with finger prints. A way of smoking.
Verb 2. To smoke anything other than a cigarette.
Adj 1. When one is intoxicated by any substance.
Verb 1. Smoking/drinking.
Adj 2. Someone acting in an irregular manner. Crazy, off the wall.
Adj 3. Something trippy or incredible. You approve of it.
"Ah bruv come let's tongs."
"Ah I'm proper tongsed as well"
"Oi bruv is we tongsin' tonight?"
"Jokes! Dis bre's tongsin'!"
"AAAH DAS TONGSIN'!"
"Tongs it bruv!"
To show someone the tongs is to show them the middle and index finger as an insult. Also known as the Vs.
Boab: I'm sure that radge driving past just flicked us the tongs!
Rab: Aye? What a radge!
soup or sugar
Please don't put tong in my tong.
like spooning, except facing eachother as though to be like tongs. two spoons facing each other...tongs.
"no i would rather tong, i wanna see your face"