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MacGruber 

Saturday Night Live parody of the 80s TV show MacGyver. Like with MacGyver, the title character in this sketch uses common household items to help get out of danger, usually an impending explosion. One difference is that MacGruber needs something fairly disgusting to help carry out the task (i.e. a dog turd or human pube).

MacGruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they're in explodes.
I'm not handing you that dog turd, MacGruber!

Okay, I'll get it myself.

ka-BLOOM!
MacGruber by The Producer February 1, 2007

MacGruber'd 

MacGruber'd, commonly pronounced "Magruberd", adj: Based on the Saturday Night Live skit "MacGruber", this word describes a person in an impending state of doom or annihilation.

Alternate usage:
Dunzo MacGruber'd,adj:Describes a person in an excessive inebriated state, soon to be either passed out or sick to the point of vomiting.

Drunko MacGruber,Proper noun: Refers to a person in a highly intoxicated state.

-Made popular by students of Amherst College.
MacGruber'd:Playing a video game, "Dude, you are so MacGruber'd." This comment would be directed towards the person with clear imminent death.

Dunzo MacGruber'd: At a party,"Look how much that guy drank, he is dunzo MacGruber'd.

Seeing a drunk person approaching,"Hey drunko MacGruber, did you have enough to drink tonight?"(in a facetious tone)
MacGruber'd by Indianajeff13 November 7, 2009

Macgruber 

The act of distracting someone by: taking all your clothes off then sticking celery in between the butt cheeks while covering your genitals and waddling around like a penguin.
What the fuck?? That guy is doing the macgruber!
Macgruber by NotDanielTosh October 25, 2010

MacGruber Pie 

A pie that takes to long to cook and you end up yelling "MacGruber" at the top of your lungs.
I put the pie in the oven and it turned out to be a MacGruber pie.
MacGruber Pie by M 2wice November 7, 2010

MACGRUBER 

Is something you scream when you've watched SNL and your in a Doctores office.
MACGRUBER
MACGRUBER by Giggity13 May 16, 2010

MacGrUBER 

A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.
Private ride-services are notorious for screwing up or otherwise delivering below-acceptable performance/service, so one has to wonder how many MacGrUBERS are behind the wheel of those errant hacks!
MacGrUBER by QuacksO February 7, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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