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locker licker 

The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it
victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"

teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"

Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"

*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*
locker licker by Smiley McGee April 6, 2013
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Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!

raccoon mouth licker 

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.
Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

Boys Locker Room

A magical places where male students do incrediable things such as becoming a human fidget spinner, singing the halo theme, etc
The boys locker room is scary
You dont want to go in the boys locker room

piss licker 

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss
You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!
piss licker by Fukaface! October 14, 2011