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A slur of sorts, unbeknownst to me and most others until used in the orbit commercial. Sounds like a slur you'd call a lesbian to me, but no one really knows.
Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!
by iBook May 18, 2007
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An unclean lesbian, a person who preforms oral sex on an unclean woman.
"Angie is starting to smell really bad."

"Well my friend tells me that her boyfriend is a fat lintlicker"
by james641985 May 19, 2007
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synonym: cunt licker

One who licks cunts.
Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker!?
by John676 August 13, 2007
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orbit add referring to cleaning your dirty mouth out with orbit gum. Instead of swearing chew orbit.
who you calling a cootie queen you lint licker
by mtn dew gurl July 26, 2012
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Someone who is licking lint. The act of being lame, uncool, flaky, or basically insult worthy. Used to replace common 4 letter bombs and inappropriate sayings. Good to use around the kiddies and on tv.
You lint licker!

Dude, stop being a lint licker and come surf with us.

Hes been a big lint licker lately.
by Andizzle-Dazzle May 07, 2008
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A person (most commonly a female) who takes pleasure in licking the lint from their roommate's clothes after they are put through the dryer. People like this are often considered queer.
It appears as though a lint-licker has been through my closet.
by Hussgert2 November 06, 2008
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When a male/female eats out his or her female girlfriend or friends.
First, he starts my playfully rubbing clit than like a dog licking the outer area of her pussy and stops only when he gets a hair or panty lint on his/her tongue. Hence the term LINT LICKER! Last night my man was a great lint licker.
by star girl April 04, 2008
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