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Man, when i was a kid and sat on Santa's lapsack, it always felt like he was sporting wood.
lapsack by roofdiddla July 19, 2011
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Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.
That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.
Lapslacker by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016
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Lapsnack 

The male member in or out of the zipper
She leaned over in to my seat for lapsnack
Lapsnack by Jr Uing/VM August 13, 2022

lampsack 

A lampsack is a word that teachers do not like, often used in classroom hangman.
Stop saying "lampsack" it's not a real word!
lampsack by Darkrider0404 April 5, 2023
When a reporting Karen rubs their greasy lips on your dogs sack.
I bought all this peanut butter, but I'll just Lipsack them instead
Lipsack by Gardme April 24, 2023
When attempting to perform a lap dance, and epically failing and appearing as if you are jacking the fella off with your gluteus maximus.
Did you see Briana, giving Aaron a lapjack? Shit was nasty, I'm sure he wanted a refund.
Lapjack by Niggas_in_Etna February 5, 2012
1. n. vegetarian lasagna.
2. n. a fatal fetus infection.
1. "hey, man, I'm hungry."
"go eat some lasackna and talk about communism with your stoner friends, you freakin hippie."
"kay."
2. The baby was starting to look like a giraffe so they went to their doctor. she found out it had a horrible case of lasackna and later shot herself.
lasackna by roxy fields March 19, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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